Bottom of the 2nd

The Morris heckler is on fire.

"You're not even a has-been - you're a never was!"

Much to this hater's delight, Eric Hinskie launches a Morris offering over the 400-foot sign in centerfield, tying the game at 2.

Morris has had a rough spring. But Mr. Heckler is forgetting the guy won 22 games for the Cardinals in 2001, so he was something.

He's getting hit hard, however. After two hard outs, Jason Bartlett rips a single. Morris isn't fooling anyone.

But he escapes - following a walk to Iwamura, he gets Crawford to fly out, preserving a 2-2 tie.